November 14, 2010
To the two Mormon ladies who keep visiting us…

Please stop. Out of the half a dozen or so times you’ve visited, I have — through sheer luck — had to talk to you four times. It’s nothing against you personally, or what you represent, it’s just…piss off! You seem to come at the most inappropriate of times, like just now, when I was in the middle of an important phone call.

You’re nice enough, but my gentle and accepting nature can only last for so long… 

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