How bloody sexy is this man though? AARGH!
beautifulburnouts-deactivated20 asked: http://traceysculinaryadventures.blogspot.com/2011/03/peanut-butter-and-jelly-shortbread.html
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Anonymous asked: well, i love you :)
Thank you anon :)
…but my friend Nathan (http://theblogofnathan.tumblr.com/, follow him!) recently recorded a song and it’s quite good so you should all listen! I’m not saying this just because I’m bias; it makes perfect background music while I try and finish this narrative that was due a week ago. Here’s a sample from my narrative (For no particular reason other than my self-validation) and a link to the song:
The room is cheap hotel standard décor; reminiscent of a 60s style, plaid design furnished with a tacky patterned wallpaper and bargain-basement, minimal furniture – “A chair and a table? How thoughtful”, you had mused when you first entered – and a television so old, the rabbit ears are rusted with age. The room is still with anticipation, as if the very walls can sense that something is going to happen. You cross the room and slide onto the right side of the double bed. Taking a place beside her naked body, you admire the contours of her exposed flesh. Running a finger up her legs, you relish the contrast between your ghost-white hands and her tanned, orient skin. You stop near her pubic region and your fingers shiver with hesitation. No, best to leave that for when she’s awake, you think to yourself, checking the bindings around her wrists and ankles before switching on the TV to a plastic sleaze trying to sell you the latest and greatest in kitchenware. You retire to your side of the bed and stare at the television screen, letting its muted colours and various sounds lull you into a meditative state. She’s going to wake up from the GHB soon enough and that’s when you can have your fun.
Have a good night ya’ll :)
Also, this remix is slick and the last verse by Kanye absolute kills:
I stayed up late tonight doing things for you. Things that will remain a mystery for a while yet…to all except a select few. Damn I’m committed. The air is fresh with the breeze of change and I’m happy that my nostrils have finally cleared. All good things come to an end…but for everything else, there’s Mastercard :)
Oh and I’m digging Fleet Foxes new song. Thanks Nathan (Follow this sexy man at http://theblogofnathan.tumblr.com/).
It may perturb you as to why this post even exists, seeing as I kind of gave up on Tumblr. Well…I like to create confusion (See: Gabby’s amazingly cute face) and then fade into the mist…
Think of it like a Scooby-Doo drive-by — brimming with mystery and intrigue, starring a dastardly villain (“…and if hadn’t been for you meddling kids, I would’ve gotten away with it!”) and stoner who’s obviously so fucked up the schizoid, he actually believes that he can communicate with his dog!
P.S. This post was designed to inspire confoundment :)
(Came to while driving back from church, of all places)
Use their illusion
To entertain your delusion
That this malignant intrusion
Ain’t causin’ you a bruisin’
Cus’ real eyes, realize, the real lies
That hypnotize our daily lives
Under the guise of allies;
chastise and incise our ties
with the wise spies that sail the skies
Unwise, in no disguise
I would advise that they revise
The way they blimpin’ their baptize
Damn motherfucker, you drop bomb on me?
Gonna fly back to your pad, chanting yahtzee?
What you Judas’ done forget is that I ain’t retiree
Imma split you down the middle like the fucking Red Sea
Cus’ I ain’t spinning lies, I’m spitting the truth
Imma hit that home run like Babe Ruth
Anonymous asked: you post a lot of pictures of naked girls for a guy who I think has a girlfriend. Lucky she doesn't have tumblr
Hmm, see there are several things I find wrong with what you just said there…
Firstly, what’s so wrong with posting “pictures of naked girls”? I’m not inciting the use of speech marks there to insinuate that the pictures don’tin fact have naked girls in them, but rather to illustrate how close-minded that statement is. Excuse me while I go off on a rant here… (And feel free to read along if your heart desires it)
We live in a hypocritical world, especially when viewed from the male perspective. The media floods us with images of sexualised beings and half-naked pictures of “perfection”; unrealistic images of supposedly desired bodies are rammed down our throats everyday — everywhere we turn; on every street; on the side of every bus; in every magazine — even in children’s television! Despite this constant bombardment, we’re expected to manifest a state of paradoxical indifference to that of the female kind. Simply put — there is a gross double standard when conversing the sexuality of male to a female.
Take for example, a beach scene. On one hand, you have a group of females who lying together under a beach umbrella, checking out each guy that passes their way and talking about the various bits of their bodies (The guy’s) that entertain/concern them. Now, most people would call this female bonding, right? Well, let’s look at it from the other side…
A group of guys are sitting down in much the same way as the girls mentioned previously, checking out girls that pass them by and making comments on their bodies. You know what the difference is? That this isn’t classified so much as male bonding as perverted voyeurism.
I think the point I’m trying to make here is that there’s nothing wrong with posting a few pictures of naked women for Tumblr to see. I’m not getting a sexual thrill out of it, rather, I’m appreciating that there issomething beautiful about that particular woman’s body and it is such that I would like to share it with my followers.
Now the second part of what I don’t like about what you said — my girlfriend. Yes, she does exist and yes she does have a Tumblr and yes,she does follow me. But that doesn’t change anything. I think we’re both mature enough to know when I’m crossing the line in what I post on Tumblr and plus, I know that she shares similar views regarding erotica, in all its shapes and forms.
Frankly, it’s stupid and even a little immature that I’m even answering your “question”. If you read my Tumblr at all, you’d realize I’m no longer using the service. I do, however, still get the occasional email saying that someone has reblogged a photo of mine or followed me (Stupid people). Either way anon, it’s been nice talking to your faceless self. Goodnight.
I feel like I left on a sudden and sour note, so here’s something to cheer you up over the Christmas break.
Aww of the day :)
Merry Christmas everyone!
Yeah, we’ve had a good run; through the good times and the bad, you’ve stuck with me, like bubblegum to bottom of a shoe. But things change. People change. Complications arise.
This isn’t a complete goodbye though, I may still see you everyday. You might bring a smile to my face, or a laugh, or a frown. Just know that what you’ve done for me, and all of my friends, will not go amiss.
So to you, Tumblr, I say ciao!